tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79283282011-04-22T03:04:02.842+02:00schmappelnoreply@blogger.comBlogger581100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-686180583616152762007-05-15T11:55:00.000+02:002007-05-15T12:00:16.807+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RHiVBQJ5sPc/RkmEXlrWDQI/AAAAAAAAAAM/EIV6T_lwixo/s1600-h/1e-Tomaten.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RHiVBQJ5sPc/RkmEXlrWDQI/AAAAAAAAAAM/EIV6T_lwixo/s320/1e-Tomaten.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5064724796740603138" /></a><br />Lekker sappig.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-68618058361615276?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-12751947196903495742007-05-02T17:31:00.000+02:002007-05-02T17:34:17.013+02:00Men zit áchter de pc, edoch vóór de buis.<br />Da's toch raar?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-1275194719690349574?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-92084845499753757352007-05-01T17:34:00.000+02:002007-05-02T17:47:36.513+02:00Botvieren.<br />Ja, toch?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-9208484549975375735?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-91671091378700323742007-03-15T09:00:00.000+01:002007-03-13T23:16:40.930+01:00Hopsaté.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-9167109137870032374?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-31278733122957373392007-03-14T09:00:00.000+01:002007-03-13T22:54:20.940+01:00Koolzuur.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-3127873312295737339?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-64443297556843854422007-03-13T22:48:00.000+01:002007-03-13T22:53:08.944+01:00Dat snap ik dus niet.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-6444329755684385442?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1134947350875228172005-12-19T00:04:00.000+01:002005-12-19T00:09:10.886+01:00Archief van hoofdkrabbers en wenkbrauwfronsers op 's lands meestgelezen nieuwssite.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.nu.nl/news/643767/122/Man_rijdt_kangoeroe_dood_in_Friesland.html">Man rijdt kangoeroe dood in Friesland</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-113494735087522817?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1125432896198006482005-08-30T22:14:00.000+02:002007-03-13T22:42:49.059+01:00Geen haar op mijn hoofd<br />maar een hoofd op mijn haar<br />geen hond die 't gelooft<br />en tòch is het waar!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-112543289619800648?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1125166827281108522005-08-27T20:18:00.000+02:002005-08-27T20:20:27.286+02:00<a href="http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=haar+wassen">Dat</a> verzin je niet.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-112516682728110852?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1109851493828334462005-03-03T13:03:00.000+01:002005-03-03T13:04:53.830+01:00Juist.<br />En <a href="http://www.nu.nl/news/491114/10/Strenge_vorst_op_komst.html">wie</a> mag dat dan wel wezen?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110985149382833446?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1107768394156684302005-02-07T10:25:00.000+01:002007-05-15T12:05:58.188+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RHiVBQJ5sPc/RkmGAVrWDRI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Gi-BeY1uxxY/s1600-h/worstelen.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RHiVBQJ5sPc/RkmGAVrWDRI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Gi-BeY1uxxY/s320/worstelen.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5064726596331900178" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110776839415668430?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1107260854772630812005-02-01T13:26:00.000+01:002005-02-02T17:34:41.406+01:00Vanwege de handinvoer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110726085477263081?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1107252619374875622005-02-01T11:09:00.000+01:002005-02-01T11:10:19.373+01:00De Hopseflops (met straalaandrijving)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110725261937487562?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1107202883424653102005-01-31T21:20:00.000+01:002005-01-31T21:21:23.426+01:00Nu met échte stukken cavia.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110720288342465310?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1107173735960424312005-01-31T13:14:00.000+01:002005-01-31T13:15:35.960+01:00Kinder-ebola.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110717373596042431?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1107173654404229632005-01-31T13:13:00.000+01:002005-01-31T13:14:14.406+01:00Geven is leuker dan krijgen.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110717365440422963?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1106843415353622632005-01-27T17:28:00.000+01:002005-01-27T17:30:52.416+01:00Maar toch nét niet helemaal.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110684341535362263?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1105450636726817952005-01-11T14:31:00.000+01:002005-01-27T11:40:36.180+01:00De verwijtende smaak van gevederde onschuld, verbrijzeld tussen elf vullingen en de nacht, dat zich manifesteert wanneer je 's ochtends je oogleden over je brauwen trekt. <br /> <br />En dat je daar dan blij mee zou moeten zijn.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110545063672681795?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1104930365250275182005-01-05T14:05:00.000+01:002005-01-05T14:06:16.360+01:00Wasbenzine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110493036525027518?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1104930340822169832005-01-05T14:03:00.000+01:002005-01-10T17:59:48.066+01:00U allen een gelukkig nieuwjaar wensen. <br />*zwaait zijn gebalde vuist voor zijn buik teneinde zijn frustratie uit te drukken* <br /> <br />Godver.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110493034082216983?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101827166921171342004-11-30T16:05:00.000+01:002004-11-30T16:06:06.926+01:00Asbest.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110182716692117134?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101813641615692432004-11-30T13:20:00.000+01:002004-11-30T12:20:41.616+01:00... is kek.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110181364161569243?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101813157318567072004-11-30T13:08:00.000+01:002004-11-30T12:12:37.320+01:00Nerveus. <br />Lolbroek. <br />Wijsneus. <br />Volbloed. <br /> <br />En ik had het nog zó gezegd.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110181315731856707?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101652666286472362004-11-28T15:33:00.000+01:002004-11-28T15:37:46.286+01:00Kanariepiet.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110165266628647236?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101652354492679752004-11-28T15:27:00.000+01:002004-11-28T15:32:34.493+01:00Maar mijn bloed <br />is toch nét iets roder.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110165235449267975?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101313730995938772004-11-24T17:28:00.000+01:002004-11-24T17:28:50.996+01:00Leg dát maar eens uit aan de huisarts.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110131373099593877?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101288912855744012004-11-24T10:35:00.000+01:002004-11-28T15:27:14.043+01:00Dé specialiteit van café 'De Keizer'.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110128891285574401?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101218647345059252004-11-23T15:04:00.000+01:002004-11-24T17:29:47.386+01:00Held van het volk. <br />Man van de straat. <br />Kon bergen verzetten. <br />Schudde het zó uit z'n mouw. <br /> <br />Abracadabra met een Oost-Europese tongval.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110121864734505925?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101217708481403692004-11-23T14:48:00.000+01:002004-11-28T15:29:04.226+01:00Tot je het zat bent. <br />Het moet wél leuk blijven, natuurlijk.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110121770848140369?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101141717367678792004-11-22T17:41:00.000+01:002004-11-22T17:41:57.366+01:00De Kaassouffleur.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110114171736767879?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1101141452017462102004-11-22T17:37:00.000+01:002004-11-22T17:37:32.016+01:00Wat zit je nou te kijken, man?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110114145201746210?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1100860728365052352004-11-19T11:37:00.000+01:002004-11-19T11:39:31.336+01:00De Taartschaaf.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110086072836505235?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1100030673429386712004-11-09T20:43:00.000+01:002004-11-09T21:04:33.430+01:00'Is het nu uit?', riep meester Stein <br />vanwaar hij zich bevond <br />punaises staken diep in zijn <br />door plaag getergde kont <br /> <br />een onderhuidse giechel trok <br />langs menig ruggengraat <br />toen meester Stein ging zitten op <br />Lorenzo's handgranaat<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-110003067342938671?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1099569865129722422004-11-04T13:03:00.000+01:002004-11-04T13:04:25.130+01:00De Baaibel.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109956986512972242?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1099567708136578712004-11-02T08:45:00.000+01:002004-11-04T12:28:28.136+01:00het went.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109956770813657871?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1099323947663408952004-11-01T16:39:00.000+01:002004-11-01T16:45:47.663+01:00Blieft een vegetariër nu écht een vleesvervanger in de vorm van een hamlap?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109932394766340895?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1098294403444283072004-10-20T19:38:00.000+02:002004-10-20T19:51:26.706+02:00Gigántische rookruimte, <br />pompende eurohouse, <br />retestrakke banen, <br />ballenbakken voor jong en oud, <br />bliksemoptreden van een topfitte Leen Huijzer, <br />en duizenden gratis koffie-met-appeltaart-coupons. <br /> <br />Wat het management ook probeerde, <br />het wilde maar niet aanslaan. <br /> <br />De waterpolonaise.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109829440344428307?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1098293542863717282004-10-20T19:31:00.000+02:002004-10-20T19:37:42.706+02:00Heggeschaarste.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109829354286371728?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1098201660634593912004-10-19T18:00:00.000+02:002004-10-19T18:01:00.633+02:00Groentesigaretten.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109820166063459391?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1098201617041321292004-10-19T17:39:00.000+02:002004-10-19T18:00:17.043+02:00Vijf man in een Lexus. <br />Schouders als bolders. <br />Strak in een Armani. <br />Zonnebril op een brede neus. <br />Cubaanse tussen de vingers, <br />minzame grijns tussen de wangen. <br />Ironisch trekje rond de wenkbrauwen. <br />Absolute doodsverachting. <br />'s Ochtends niet weten waar je 's avonds eindigt. <br />Klaar voor het échte werk. <br /> <br />En dan vergeten te tanken.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109820161704132129?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1098200281786323602004-10-19T17:36:00.001+02:002004-10-19T17:38:01.786+02:00ik dronk een biertje om mijn kater te verdrijven <br />een helse kater was het, lelijk als de nacht ervoor <br />het had gewaagd mij in te lijven <br />dus dronk ik een biertje, en erna één meer <br /> <br />toen, eindelijk, mijn kater was verdwenen <br />een vluchtig kreng, naar later scheen <br />dronk ik een biertje om dat te vieren <br />een laatste, allerlaatste, en daarna nog één<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109820028178632360?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1097652334611331922004-10-13T09:25:00.000+02:002004-10-13T09:25:34.610+02:00Wienerspritzen.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109765233461133192?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1097611183953847382004-10-12T21:59:00.000+02:002004-10-12T21:59:43.953+02:00Druifloze pitten.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109761118395384738?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1097608245514873492004-10-12T21:09:00.000+02:002004-10-12T21:11:30.536+02:00Zeik eens wat vaker <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in de giechel van een rapper<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109760824551487349?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1097608155470207852004-10-12T21:08:00.000+02:002004-10-13T20:35:47.393+02:00ik ben niet <br />wie je denkt <br />dat ik ben <br /> <br />ik ben <br />wie je denkt <br />dat ik niet ben<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109760815547020785?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1097601416365928442004-10-12T19:15:00.000+02:002004-10-12T19:16:56.366+02:00'Genade!', riep hij, doch ten spijt <br />de schizofrene keukenmeid <br />al was ze soms ontzéttend lief <br />ontkwam ze niet aan haar gerief <br />zo af en toe, rond drie of vier <br />ontwaakt in haar een monsterlijk dier <br />dit nacht'lijk uur ontwaart gestaag <br />haar Black &amp; Decker cirkelzaag<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109760141636592844?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1097600524251527402004-10-12T19:01:00.000+02:002004-10-12T21:13:05.850+02:00al is de leugen nog zo snel <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;uw vrouwmens achterhaalt hem wel<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109760052425152740?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1097599638266125492004-10-12T18:46:00.000+02:002004-10-12T21:15:45.753+02:00burgerman, schaamt u zich niet? <br />u noemt zich thans hermafrodiet <br />maar waar u rap voorbij aan gaat <br />nestelt zich in moeder's gelaat<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109759963826612549?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1097592548319765212004-10-12T16:48:00.000+02:002004-11-29T15:46:41.660+01:00'Zou het niet geweldig zijn, <br />als <span style="font-style:italic;">zeer</span> iets anders deed dan pijn?', <br />riep uit het hoofd der faculteit <br />der avondlijke samenvlijt <br />'dat men er flink aan rommelen mag, <br />zodat het voelt als slappe lach!' <br />vervolgde hij zijn knalbetoog <br />vanaf één, twee... drie meter hoog <br />'Of wacht, misschien als kriebeljeuk! <br />al krab je je wellicht een breuk...' <br />bedacht een lid in het publiek <br />zijn duim achter een elastiek <br />'En waarom niet zo'n fijne roes <br />als 's ochtends vroeg onder de douche?' <br />toen rees ineens een jochie op <br />met zoveel wijsheid in zijn kop <br />hij greep brutaal zijn sprekersrecht <br />en scheen toen zacht hebben gezegd: <br />'en als men nog ietsjes verder gaat, <br />dat pijn plotsklaps niet meer bestaat.'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109759254831976521?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1096980532672829172004-10-05T14:09:00.000+02:002004-10-05T14:48:52.673+02:00een hart van steen, <br />aan al het land, <br />och, was ik maar, <br />een grachtenpand, <br />met avondrood, <br />en middagzon, <br />ervoor een vloot, <br />en Frans balkon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109698053267282917?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1096905243342298332004-10-04T17:37:00.003+02:002004-10-04T17:54:03.343+02:00*zucht*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109690524334229833?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1096808384982798072004-10-03T14:51:00.000+02:002004-10-03T15:45:58.220+02:00De liefde van een man <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sijpelt langs haar kraag<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109680838498279807?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1093192356911655682004-08-22T18:31:00.000+02:002004-08-22T18:32:36.910+02:00'Afbakbrood? <br />Nee, daar ben ik niet op afgestudeerd.'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109319235691165568?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1096810172813532482004-08-16T21:12:00.000+02:002004-10-03T15:29:32.813+02:00komt·dat·zien <br />wees·niet·bang <br />zeg·het·voort <br />veel·te·lang <br />pluk·de·dag <br />ga·nou·gauw <br />sla·je·slag <br />ook·van·jou<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109681017281353248?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1092312666778107842004-08-13T14:02:00.000+02:002004-08-12T14:58:00.726+02:00zadelpijn & handgranaat <br />arendsblik &amp; hashpuree <br />zandwoestijn & rassenhaat <br />rikketik &amp; scarabee <br /> <br />Dat je het even weet. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109231266677810784?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1092250137782321362004-08-12T20:43:00.000+02:002004-08-12T14:57:27.583+02:00'Poepen', <br />riep de meester, <br />'dat doen we allemaal!' <br /> <br />'Ik niet,' <br />fluisterde Jan verlegen <br />'dat vind ik zó banaal!'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109225013778232136?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1092315126479311752004-08-12T14:51:00.000+02:002004-10-12T21:21:47.033+02:00nimmer aarzel ik langer dan drie seconden <br /> geen blok van twijfel klontert rondom mijn been <br /> was ik bij machte deze vervloekte bol te laten ontploffen <br /> dan deed ik dat vrijwel onbeschroomd en meteen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109231512647931175?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7928328.post-1092248463021025802004-08-11T20:20:00.000+02:002004-08-11T20:21:03.020+02:00Moet ik toch weten? <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7928328-109224846302102580?l=numnk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>schmappelnoreply@blogger.com2